So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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