Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
either way he was missing a nipple.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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