and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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