Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm both gender and math confused
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