i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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