What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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