The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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