I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize