I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
The air taste purple.
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