i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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