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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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