GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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