JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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