She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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