some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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