We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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