I can tuck mytits in my pants
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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