Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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