Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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