Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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