There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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