When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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