Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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