So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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