Its about making memories worth repressing
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
there is puke in my bra ... again
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