Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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