Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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