It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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