Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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