I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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