the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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