So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize