idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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