I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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