i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
