So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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