that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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