she looked like the before picture.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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