He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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