I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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