How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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