Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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