I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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