he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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