We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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