i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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