it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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