Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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