i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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