I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
do nipples grow back?
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