Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
this will be a night to untag.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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