i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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