if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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