So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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