your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think a kid would responsible me up
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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