Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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