you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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